Thursday, March 14, 2013

Like me, love me, Facebook me.


Once again, I'm deciding to rant about Facebook due to the fact that I have just seen the 5th photo today of a girl in an over sized top on, with no pants, pulling it down to cover her lady bits. Pretty sure 14 year olds shouldn't be trying to be seductive, ah well, each to their own... anyway.

Facebook. The social networking phenomenon we all strive to use until we become hopelessly addicted to the adolescent world, that is our new social understanding. A way to share a virtual timeline of our lives to ensure our friends that we’re having fun, the past is in fact relevant and of course that no birthday is ever forgotten. It’s truly remarkable isn’t it? Or at least it used to be…

Filled with the youth of today’s naïve and unmindful thoughts and opinions, Facebook has now created an unnecessary void that is filled by attention craving teenagers who feel the only way they will get noticed, is through parading their best duck impressions in an attempt to become beautiful or planking their way through the day to show how creative and innovatively cool they are.

Couch potatoes are now the ones who define what has become the perception we see as social life. It takes seconds to switch from profile to profile amongst the hundreds of Facebook friends consisting of  people we’ve never met, haven’t spoken to in years and don’t really like but keep on the list of ‘friends’ to prevent unwanted predicaments.

Friends have rapidly deteriorated into merely acquaintances, with the entrepreneurial idealisation of becoming Facebook famous has taken over the requirement of being loved by those close to you, as emotionless love is sufficed by abundant amounts of strangers that can now subscribe to your life if their friend request is not accepted.
I however, refuse to participate in the gathering of ‘adoring’ minions, whose only purposes are to fulfil the needs of the needy little boys and girls, that cannot physically survive without someone telling them the edited photo they pre-brightened, to hide blemishes and unwanted features they uploaded the other day, is excruciatingly beautiful and they would sacrifice their lives to look that way.

Social media, like television and magazines are now the minority that contributes to the ideal image of perfection that we youngsters thrive for, as we no longer base our thoughts on professionally airbrushed photos and made up statistics, but on how many likes each boy and girl has on their Facebook photos of themselves. These are real people we know, they exist and they’re showing us their preferences on their perfect image, these ideas rub off on us and become more contagious than influenza.

Why is it that I, amongst many others continuously concede the truism that is that I, myself, alongside 1.01 billion other people, am addicted to Facebook? Despite the rash that takes over my body from the irritation that is the Facebook fanatic swarm of teenagers, I keep scrolling along down the homepage in hope that I will make something decent of my time wasted on Facebook.

Is this just another typical teenage phase that we teenagers are striving through? Or will the never ending flow of photos and friend requests take away our uniqueness until we become so mind-numbingly boring that our social life becomes non-existent?

Maybe it’s time to take a step back and live without a timeline that determines who we are, our level of popularity and our capabilities. Discovering that’s there’s a world beyond Facebook can restore our faith in a realistic friend count, an accurate image of beauty and judging on who a person is rather than how they look in a photo.

I know this may not make much sense, but I sure as hell feel a lot better! ah, bisto.